The Jaffe Briefing - February 7, 2019
MENDHAM - Christie for Congress? That's the trial balloon from Gov. Chris Christie, who suggests his wife would make a formidable challenger for rookie Congresswoman Mikie Sherrill in the 11th Congressional District. Christie, appearing at Rutgers University in New Brunswick on Tuesday, told the attendees to (a) buy his book and (b) that the state would be "incredibly lucky" if Mary Pat ran for office. "She's learned a heck of a lot watching all my mistakes and she wouldn't repeat them, which is really nice," said Christie, as reported by New Jersey Globe. "Anybody who's met Mary Pat knows that she's significantly more charming and better looking than me." Yep.
SHAMONG - In the latest episode of school bus drivers acting badly, a 64-year-old driver from Burlington Township is facing charges of watching porn on the bus, as noted by the elementary school kiddies. Two students told their parents they saw the driver watching this video - apparently trying to learn how babies are made - as they walked off the bus around 8:30 a.m. at Indian Mills Elementary School. NJ.com reports the parents called the State Police, who swooped in. The driver must appear in court on obscenity charges, if he can peel his eyes away from his smartphone.
TRENTON - It's unclear how many Garden State parents rely on religious exemptions to keep their kids from getting mandatory inoculations against measles and other contagious diseases. But let's assume plenty are motivated by less-than-religious reasons. There's personal philosophy, mistrust and resentment about being told what's best for the kids. That's why Democratic Assemblyman Herb Conaway wants to scrap the exemption, replacing it with a strictly medical opt-out. This is sure to infuriate just about everyone involved. But Conaway - who's a doctor himself - thinks it's worth a shot. Read about it in today's NJ Spotlight.
MOORESTOWN - It is safe to assume the owner of 262 East Main Street in Moorestown is not a Jaffe Briefing reader. That's because this individual is probably very busy at the moment, doing something terrifically important in the world of finance, to cover an annual property tax bill of $444,547.82. NJ.com reports this home, nicknamed "Villa Collina," has the distinction of possessing the highest property taxes in all of New Jersey, which is certainly saying something. The 45,854-square-foot mansion sits on 44 acres and is larger than Moorestown town hall, the police station and the library combined. NJParcel.com reports the estate is owned by a prominent banker and registered Republican, who Fortune called a "flamboyant, tradition-stomping American billionaire" and "the P.T. Barnum of banking." The property owner bought this crazy, massive estate for $2.1 million in 1999; it is now assessed at $33.5 million. (We'd blare out his name, but, hey, he's a private citizen.)
STATEWIDE - First-time job applicants expect a lot, like generous paid vacations, health benefits, sick days and other goodies. But now, with so many fresh-faced college graduates drowning in debt across New Jersey, there's a new perk on the bargaining table: Cold, hard cash to reduce the monthly debt payments, Bloomberg reports. College debt is a mess in the Garden State, where more than 60 percent of recent college graduates are carrying an estimated $31,000. They join 44.2 million former college students nationally struggling with $1.5 trillion in payments. So, that's why companies are dangling $1,000 or so a year to employees to help with these interest-churning loans, often in exchange for sacrificing paid vacation days. Other companies are willing to do a match for graduates who responsibly address what they owe. Seems pretty attractive for the young ones, rather than living in mom's basement until they are debt-free in, say, 2039.
IN OTHER IMPORTANT NEWS
NEW ORLEANS - A local man tried to steal cash from a fast-food restaurant, but chickened out. When the robber couldn't figure how to open the cash register at a Popeyes on Monday morning, he opted to grab a bunch of fried chicken and fled on foot. Social media quickly jumped on the story, noting he could have easily flown away if he made off with chicken wings. Unamused cops tell the Times-Picayune they did find the chicken bandit a couple of hours later, and threw him in the coop on $13,500 bond. Police described the 27-year-old jailbird as "well-fed."
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
It was this day in 2012 that Serena Williams beat Agnieszka Radwanska in the Women's Singles final at the Wimbledon Championships. Sportswriters are relieved; they no longer have to spell "Agnieszka."
WORD OF THE DAY
Inculcate - [in-kəl-KAYT] - verb
Definition: To nag; to impress upon another through frequent, forceful repetition
Example: Mom inculcated in me the need to call her every Sunday night, plus every other alternative Monday, Wednesday and Friday, as well as any days that begin with a "T."
WIT OF THE DAY
"A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors."
- Ljupka Cvetanova
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