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The Jaffe Briefing - October 9, 2017

OUR TAKE ON THE NEWS IN NEW JERSEY
 
STATEWIDE - Well, it is Columbus Day and NJ.com has a fun fact: There are at least 42 monuments to Christopher Columbus in the state. So, how do you celebrate? Or, better yet, do you celebrate? In this era when everyone seems to be scrubbing history, many consider Columbus this cut-throat guy who enslaved scores of natives and led many to die from disease. Yet others are big fans, saying Columbus is one of the first American heroes who should be lauded every October for his brave exploration. No opinion? Then just enjoy the mattress sales.

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The Jaffe Briefing - October 6, 2017

OUR TAKE ON THE NEWS IN NEW JERSEY
 
TRENTON - All those gun rights advocates likely have compelling arguments about how the Founding Fathers wanted to ensure that Americans have "bump stocks" on their guns so they can spray bullets even faster. With all due respect to the Second Amendment, we laud proposed federal and state efforts to finally ban the sale and possession of this ridiculously unnecessary gun accessory. The bump stock was used by the Las Vegas nutjob in the deadliest mass killing in U.S. history. Yeah, bump stocks don't kill, people do. Right. Ban it anyway.

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The Jaffe Briefing - October 5, 2017

OUR TAKE ON THE NEWS IN NEW JERSEY
 
STATEWIDE - We reported yesterday on a list of the top 10 snootiest towns in New Jersey, based on the unscientific, random posting of an obscure website called "Roadsnacks." Well, whoever is behind that website is now out with a wildly-insulting list of the Top 10 seediest towns in the state, with the highest number of high school dropouts, drug abusers, petty criminals and others who hang out behind the 7-Eleven, smoking weed and throwing empty Bud bottles at the Dumpster. Here are the top three seediest places: Garfield, Gloucester City and, number one, Keansburg, where you can "toss back a Natty Light and suck down another Camel. Many of the folks in Keansburg smell of cheap cigarettes and meth," so says Roadsnacks.

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The Jaffe Briefing - October 4, 2017

OUR TAKE ON THE NEWS IN NEW JERSEY
 
STATEWIDE - Ever visit a hoity-toity town in New Jersey where everyone is obviously better than you? They snicker at your faded Lee jeans, your vintage Linda Ronstadt tour shirt, your pitiful attempt at a comb-over, your 1990 Ford Escort GT and, basically, your overall appearance and position in life. Then likely you have visited one of the "Ten Snobbiest Places in New Jersey." Some website called Roadsnacks checked out 200 towns in the state, and determined where you would be an absolute laughing stock, a moronic mess, publicly ignored to no end. No. 3 is Mendham. No. 2 is Chatham and - to no surprise to anyone - No. 1 is Princeton. Click here to learn where you are obviously not welcome, you loser.

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